I pride myself on posting a wide variety of music, but I think this is the weirdest selection of shit I ever put up.

Wolfmother – The Earth’s Rotation Around the Sun
I saw these guys live a few days ago and sweet holy Jeebus do they bring the rock. A lot of people describe them as an updated Led Zeppelin or Black Sabbath, but with this b-side they’re are obviously trying to channel the spirit of Saucerfull Of Secrets era Pink Floyd.

Run DMC
It’s Tricky (Club Mix)
It’s Tricky (K-Rec Remix)
As many of you may know, The Knack is suing Run-DMC for copyright infringement because Run-DMC illegally sampled ‘My Sharona’ on this song. As my friend Tony put it “Color me 20 years late.” Here are two good mixes of ‘It’s Tricky.’ The first is off of a 12-inch single and the other is off of the soundtrack to SSX Tricky. Want to know what you think of The Knack’s decision to sue Run-DMC? Here’s their Myspace page!

Sparks – Marry Me
Sparks is totally the best European band from America ever! Yeah, I know that makes no damn sense but that’s the only way I can describe their sound. Lost In The 80s seems to share my obsession with Sparks, so if you want more Sparkage check them out. This was a bonus track to the European re-issue of Propaganda.

Pet Shop Boys – Rent (Extended Mix)
This is easily one of the most beautiful songs of the 80s – and simultaneously one of the most depressing. I don’t know if this track was a hit when it first came out, but it’s a song you never hear on the radio during “80s flashback weekend” the only Pet Shop Boys track they ever dig up is ‘West End Girls’ – which I hated when I first heard it and I can’t fucking stand it now. Anyways, this extended version of ‘Rent’ clocks in at around eight minutes, so the sorrow lasts even longer!

Music From Mathematics
Every now and then I find an album so odd and so amazingly bizarre that makes me happy I still own a record player. Dick Hyman’s Moog was one, the Urgh! soundtrack was definitely one, and so is Music From Mathematics. This incredible recording is an amazing piece of musical (and technological) history.

This album came out in 1962, and if it wasn’t the first ‘electronic’ album ever to be released, it was damn near close. Made by two electric engineers that worked in Bell Labs computing department, they created it under the idea that anything, including musical notes and song structure, can “be described mathematically by a sequence of numbers.” They did this by figuring out which numbers specified the sounds they wanted to make, punched thousands of punch cards with this information and fed them into and fed them to the computer. They then had to made a second set of a few thousand punch cards to tell the computer to register these sounds on tape. Think about how long that took. Clearly computer geeks of the 1960s had far greater patience than the computer geeks of today.

One of the most interesting things about the record is that it features one of the first examples of speech synthesis. The end of the third track ‘Bicycle Built For Two’ features the computer ‘singing’ a verse of the song. Strangely enough, Arthur C. Clarke happened to be in the lab the day this happened, and he was so moved/disturbed by it that he incorporated it into the book and film versions of 2001.

Above is a zip file containing the entire album. To be perfectly honest the music isn’t that great, I doubt it was considered great music when it first came out, but I guarantee you’ve never heard anything like it. Before this album came out the technology to do this didn’t exist, and shortly after it came out better technology showed up. It is truly a product of its time and its time alone.

Listen to it and think about that time. Imagine hearing this in 1962. Think about what it must have been like to sit in a sterile lab surrounded by giant, emotionless computers and having one of them sing to you.

Run – Praise My DJs (Washington Remix)
You know how when you’re a kid and you scribble some lines down on a piece of paper and you show your mom and she’s like “Wow honey that’s really…interesting?” Well, I’m a huge fan of Run from Run-DMC and this dance track by him and his wife Justine is really…interesting. I picked this up off of a two LP set, that featured six remixes of the song – this is the only one that was close to being good.

Sugababes – Round Round (Soulwax Remix)
Now, this is a great dance song. For some strange reason the album that featured the original mix of ‘Round Round’ never came out in America – further proof that the record industry is run bybatshit crazy jackasses. These girls have amazing voices (especially for teen-pop stars) and Soulwax , as always, makes an even better song better by remixing it in their signature style. Prepare for this baby to bore its way into your ear for a least a few days.

Faye Wong – Cold War (Silent All These Years Cover)
I love me some old-school Tori Amos and I love me Chinese people – so I figured I’d kill two birds with one stone. I asked my roommate (who is from Beijing) to track down this song for me and he gave me a look he hasn’t given me since I asked him if they have fortune cookies in China. If anyone out there can translate Cantonese I would really appreciate it if they took a go at this song.

Billy Idol
Heroin (Overlord Mix)
Heroin (Nosebleed Mix)
I think I am the one person in the known universe that actually kind of likes this song. When people bring up the worst career moves of all-time, they usually bring up this cover of The Velvet Underground classic and the album it came off of (1993’s Cyberpunk). I can’t speak for the album, I’ve never managed to find it anywhere – but this cover isn’t nearly as bad as people make it out to be. I think people were so offended by the idea of anyone (let alone Billy Idol) covering any song by Lou Reed that they just bashed it on principle alone. These are two remixes off of some strange white vinyl I picked up a couple of days ago. I really dig on these, but I’m a sucker for any dance song that throws in those cool trash guitars.

Pete Townshend – We Won’t Get Fooled Again (Live)
This is the B-side to ‘Face The Face’ a relatively boring Pete Townshend solo track. What’s really cool is that this live version features David Gilmour on guitars, making this his second guest appearance at The Lost Turntable in one week.

Flock Of Seagulls – I Ran (Live)
The band with the best hair of all time – that’s all I gotta say.

The Sugarcubes – Motorcrash (Live)
I wonder what happened to that annoying guy from The Sugarcubes? It’s probably hard to find work when your previous job involved you ruining perfectly good Bjork songs. This is off the “Motorcrash” single.

Velvet Revolver – Bodies (Live)
This is from their first ever concert from what I can gather, and was commercially released as the B-side to ‘Slither’ their breakout hit off their first album. It’s a cover of the classic Sex Pistols tune, and Scott Weiland’s faux-British accent is really impressive.

Flaming Lips – Seven Nation Army (Harry Potter And George Bush’s Severed Head Army Mix)
I had a nice “all-live” theme going on here – leave it to The Flaming Lips to fuck it all up. I wanted to post the cover of this song that Audioslave did live during their first tour, but I couldn’t track down my bootleg of that. This is weird (duh, its The Flaming Lips) but its a good substitute. This appeared on their mix CD “Late Night Tales.”

Someone pointed out to me that the MP3 of ‘The Puppet’ from The Urgh! Soundtrack was gone. It’s back now. I don’t know what happened, maybe it hopped away. I’ll have a real update later tonight/early Friday.

In celebration of Lucas finally getting off of his bearded ass and releasing the original version of the Star Wars Trilogy on DVD, I present these classic Star Wars-inspired songs. If you want to hear more crazy Star Wars music, buy anything by Meco. All of these have some tiny skips in them – but I’m not picking these because of their audio quality, I’m picking them because they are a lot of fun.

(Also, I’m not claiming that I created that image on the right, but I do know it’s the greatest fucking picture ever put on the internet. If you can’t see it, click on it for a better view.)

The Story Of Star Wars
Return Of The Jedi – Side 1
Return Of The Jedi – Side 2
This album features dialogue and music from Return Of The Jedi and adds narration to it, telling the entire story of the movie in about 40 minutes or so. They’re kind of silly but I loved these kinds of records when I was a kid. I had a few Star Wars ones and I’m pretty sure I had the Tron one too. What’s really cool about them is that they usually came with a nifty book that had pictures and stills from the movie in them, which is really cool when you’re five and can’t read all the words next to them.

The Electric Moog Orchestra
Star Wars Main Title
Imperial Attack
Moog is nerdy. Star Wars is nerdy. Collecting LPs is nerdy, so combined this is probably the nerdiest thing I own. Actually, it’s one of the best Moog records I own (which, sadly, really is saying something) and its not just because the source material is outstanding – it’s actually a really fun album. It’s one of the few Moog records I don’t just listen to because of the novelty factor.

Patrick Gleeson
Star Wars Theme
Catina Music
To see how Star Wars music can be done WRONG with electronic instruments, check out these tracks. Actually that’s kind of mean, while the Star Wars Theme is pretty awful, the Catina Music still manages to retain its charm even in this version. Patrick Gleeson was a pretty good synth musician, and even worked with Herbie Hancock once. Read about him (and see some of his amazingly bad album covers) here.

Duran Duran – Save A Prayer
It’s weird how I managed to stumble upon all three Secret Policeman’s Ball records in the course of a couple of weeks. These amazing concerts (which were charity events for Amnesty International) featured some amazing performances from Eric Clapton, Sting, Bob Geldof and Pete Townshend. The third one was probably the most pop-friendly of the bunch, featuring tracks by Erasure, Nik Kershaw and other 80s pop stars. 80s pop stars don’t get much bigger than Duran Duran of course and this slow acoustic version of one of their best songs is probably the highlight of the third album.

Kate Bush (With David Gilmour) – Running Up That Hill
Scratch that, this is the highlight of the third Policeman’s Ball album. Kate Bush has one of the most beautiful voices ever to grace this tiny insignificant planet. She’s like some short of little British siren. I’ve heard her voice has a four-octave range and I believe it. As if a live recording of one of her best songs isn’t great enough, David Gilmour (of Pink Floyd) plays guitar on it. I read that she joined him on stage for his last tour and together they performed Comfortably Numb. If anyone out there knows where a recording of that is available let me know and I’ll repay you…with something. Maybe I’ll beat someone up for you or something (I’ve always wanted to break into the hired goon business after all.)

There’s a small skip in the beginning of this one, I did my best to get it out but there’s still a few seconds missing, it’s before Kate starts singing though and its barely noticeable.

Herbie Hancock – Megamix
I tend to shy away from ‘Megamixes’ because in their attempt to capture the great moments from 4 or 5 songs they usually just end up creating one really bad song (the same goes for medleys too). This is the exception to the rule. Also, since most of it consists of ‘Rockit’ (the best electronic song of the 80s) its all good.

David Kubinec – Another Long Ranger
Yet another track from that insane Propaganda compilation album. I have no idea who David Kubinec is and I don’t think any of his albums are available on CD. If his other songs were of this quality then that’s a big bummer.

Garyn Numan – Radio Heart
This is a real oddity. The song was only available on a single, which was credited to ‘Radio Heart featuring Gary Numan.’ From what I all intensive purposes this is a Gary Numan track, and the name trickery might have been an attempt to counter Numan’s decreasing popularity at the time. The song is alright, but is not one of Numan’s best.

Granati Brothers – Go Crazy (Live)
Another live track from the Propaganda (previously mentioned here) compilation album. I never heard of these guys before and I’m having a hard time finding anything else by them other than an album from 2002 (which sounds pretty damn good.) Anyone got any info on these guys?

Bob Geldof & Johnny Fingers – I Don’t Like Mondays (Live)
This is from The Secret Policeman’s Other Ball, the second Policeman’s Ball concert that was set up to help Amnesty International in the early 80s. While this one was sadly Pete Townshend-less, it’s still pretty good and anything with ‘I Don’t Like Mondays’ is okay in my book. I have no idea who Johnny Fingers is, however.

Sting – Roxanne (Live)
Okay, I usually fucking hate this song, but this version (also from The Secret Policeman’s Other Ball) is actually pretty good. It’s just Sting and his guitar stripping the song to its bare bones. There’s a skip in here about 45 seconds in, but I could not get it out no matter how hard I tried, it’s only one line.

Meco – Ewok Celebration
This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard and I absolutely love it. I’ve talked about Meco before and considering how many Meco albums I’ve managed to collect through the years this probably won’t be the last time either. His big hit was a disco take on the Star Wars theme and he continues to milk that to this day. What really makes this funkyfied version of the Ewok Celebration stand out is the absolutely batshit INSANE Ewok rap that closes it out. This album also has a surprisingly faithful version of ‘The Theme to Simon & Simon’ on it. Please don’t ask me why, I have no fucking clue. I do know, thanks to this AMAZING Meco fansite, that Kenny G contributed to this album, making it the best thing Kenny G has ever done by default.

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ZZ Top – Sleeping Bag
When I was a kid I totally loved ZZ Top. Looking back, their combination of synth-pop and blues probably served as a gateway drug from 80s pop music to 70s classic rock. This remix of Sleeping Bag is more of the former than the later, but its still fun (and that cover is really something else.) Now if I could just find an extended remix of “Pearl Necklace” I’d be set.

New Edition (Muzak) – Funky Town
I bought an album by the MUZAK corporation, surprise – it sucked. The only highlight was this immensely stupid version of an immensly stupid song, Lipps Inc.’s ‘Funky Town.” I can honestly say I’ve never heard this in a mall.

Pete Townshend – Save It For Later (Live)
I post a lot of covers on this blog, but if you want more check out Copy, Right? an MP3 blog that is solely dedicated to covers. This cover of The English Beat hit was originally released on Townshend’s live album Deep End Live, it’s not rare or particually hard to find, I just really like it. What’s really interesting about this cover is that it inspired Pearl Jam to include sometimes when they perform Betterman live, since both songs are coicidentally very similar.

AFX
Remix 1
Remix 2
These are two remixes by AFX. I wish I could tell you more but that’s all the 12-inch vinyl said. Of course, I know that AFX is in reality Aphex Twin (AKA Richard D. James AKA Blue Calx AKA Bradley Strider AKA Caustic Window AKA Gak AKA…I could do this forever.) I don’t know what these are remixes of, or even if they are remixes of anything, but I do dig them so. I swear the second one samples Missile Command, and if I’m right that’s totally rad.