No One Will Care About It In Five Years

 

If you follow me on Twitter, you know that I recently ranted a bit about Nicki Minaj. You might also know that such ranting put me under the ire of several feminists who think that white men have no right to critique pop music sung by a woman. (They may claim otherwise, but that’s what they’re doing). Go there for more information. I feel that a few of the people who attacked me might have some good points, if they didn’t decide to dogpile and insult me non-stop. If you do read their comments, don’t reply though. I’m not in the business of sending hate mobs. I just thought the entire disaster was worth mentioning.

I was going to write about this tonight. But I can’t find the words to express myself in a way that doesn’t come off as horribly defensive or dismissive. (It’s almost like race and media are complex issues and that a person’s value or worth as a feminist can’t be defined by a singular viewpoint regarding a single artist!) So here’s a depressing song instead.

UNKLE
Rabbit In Your Headlights (Instrumental)
Rabbit In Your Headlights (Underdog Mix)
Rabbit In Your Headlights (Underdog Instrumental)
Rabbit In Your Headlights (3D Mix Reverse Light)
Rabbit In Your Headlights (3D Mix Reverse Light Instrumental)
Rabbit In Your Headlights (Suburban Hell Mix)
I love this song, but damn it makes “No Surprises” by Radiohead sound like a party jam in comparison. These remixes don’t do much to alleviate that, and are all just dark and oppressively sad in their own ways. Still a solid tune though.

Village People
Milkshake
I Love You To Death
Okay fine, let’s go out tonight on a high note. Have you ever seen Can’t Stop The Music? You should see Can’t Stop The Music. It’s a musical starring the Village People, Steve Guttenberg and Caitlin (at the time Bruce) Jenner. It might be the greatest movie ever made. It is certainly one of the gayest movies ever made. And trust me, I’ve seen some gay-ass movies. Notice that I said gay-ass movies and not gay ass-movies.

That’s a whole other genre.

Anyways, the soundtrack to Can’t Stop The Music is unfortunately out of print. There’s a lot of amazing stuff on that LP if you’re a fan of horrible cheese, and I thought I’d pick two of the best tonight.

“Milkshake” is a song…about milk. In the movie the Village People are hired to sing a song for a milk commercial and this is what happens. And it’s not an innuendo either, it’s literally a song about how great milkshakes are. The end. It’s amazing.

BUT NOT AS AMAZING AS “I LOVE YOU TO DEATH.”

Unfortunately I can’t find the video on YouTube, but it’s nothing more than the construction worker flaming it up around a construction site for three minutes while women in red evening dresses alternately fawn over and ignore him. It’s pretty much worth buying the movie for. That and the surprising full frontal male nudity during the “YMCA” dance number.

I’m not kidding.

If you want more information on this classic, I wrote a review on my other site. Also on that site is a review of the recent Demons soundtrack re-issue that isn’t that bad.

Ah, Village People. I feel better now.

4 Responses to “No One Will Care About It In Five Years”

  1. Travis says:

    6 mixes of ‘Rabbit In Your Headlights’? Fantastic, thank you!

  2. Drain says:

    You know… I think that’s the problem with modern society. No one can say anything unless they happen to be a member of said issue they’re talking about (which defeats the purpose of intelligent discourse). With your case, you were talking about Minaj and apparently in order to talk about her you had to be either black, female or preferably both. I miss the good ol’ days when any one could just say “Damn, that shit sucks!” without people flipping out and turning it into something it’s not. These days? You’re a fucking monster if you say anything that anyone might disagree with even if you’re not a monster. Disagree with making Human Torch black and you’re a racist, disagree with the all female reboot of Ghostbusters and you’re a woman-hating misogynist, (God help you if you were black and disagreed with the Human Torch decision or female and disagreed with the female Ghostbusters reboot coz that immediately makes you self-loathing) etc etc etc. I people need to have a tolerance for intolerance and realize not everyone is going to have the same opinions as them and should chill out if they hear something they disagree with instead of demonizing (unless what they heard was something completely offensive, then fine go for it).

  3. Lost Turntable says:

    “Tolerance for intolerance?” No sorry, I can’t get on board with that. Additionally, I can’t find a single reason to be against the Human Torch being black or there being an all-female Ghostbusters. Anyone who cares too much about either need to re-evaluate their priorities.

  4. Andrew says:

    I love your blog. I love reading about your various adventures and I love the music you share. Thumbs up and bravo and everything else.

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